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See every wait time option, not just the standby line.

Most apps only show you the standby queue. We track all queue types—Lightning Lane, Single Rider, Virtual Queue, and more—with real-time pricing for premium options. Make smarter decisions about how to ride.

  • All queue types: Standby, Lightning Lane, Single Rider, Virtual Queue
  • Live pricing for Individual Lightning Lane & premium queues
  • Status tracking: Operating, Down, Closed, or Refurbishment
Wait Times
Updated 2 mins ago

"Guardians of the Galaxy wait times"

Standby: 45 min
Virtual Queue: Boarding Groups 85-92
Lightning Lane: 15 min ($14.99)

Know the best time to ride, backed by real data.

Stop guessing when lines will be short. We analyze 30 days of historical wait time data to tell you exactly when to ride your favorite attractions. No more wandering around hoping for luck.

  • Smart analysis of historical patterns by day & hour
  • Top 5 best time recommendations for any attraction
  • Based on real data, not guesswork
Best Time to Ride
Analysis Complete

"When should I ride Space Mountain?"

Best times:
Tuesday 9-10 AM: avg 18 min
Wednesday 8-9 AM: avg 22 min
Monday 9-10 AM: avg 25 min

Never miss a show or waste time at full restaurants.

Get upcoming show schedules for the next 12 hours and see restaurant wait times broken down by party size. Plan your day around entertainment and find the fastest dining option for your group.

  • Show times with start/end performance details
  • Restaurant wait times by party size (2, 4, 6+)
  • Real-time updates every 10 minutes
Show & Dining Info
Just now

"What time is Fantasmic tonight?"

Fantasmic! shows at:
8:30 PM - 9:15 PM
10:00 PM - 10:45 PM

Nearby dining: Cosmic Ray's has a 12 min wait for parties of 4.

Stop paying for overpriced "Help"

Compare your options before you spend thousands.

Feature Private VIP Tour Genie+ / LL My Theme Park Pal
Cost (Family of 4) $4,000+ / day ~$100 / day $9 total
All Queue Types (Standby, Lightning Lane, Single Rider) Standby Only All Queues
Wait Time Alerts Manual Check Required Auto-Text
Dining Wait Times By Party Size
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Simple Pricing. No Subscriptions.

One flat fee covers your entire family for 7 days. Cheaper than a single Mickey Bar.

🎯 Limited Beta: 87 of 100 spots remaining

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$9 / trip
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Frequently Asked Questions

How does "No App" work?

It's magic (sort of). You text our phone number, and our AI replies instantly. It uses standard SMS/MMS so it works on any phone (iPhone or Android), uses almost zero battery, and works even when park WiFi is spotty.

Does this replace Genie+ / Lightning Lane?

Not exactly. Lightning Lane allows you to book ride times. My Theme Park Pal helps you *find* the short lines so you might not need to buy Lightning Lane at all. Many users use both, but smart users use My Theme Park Pal to save the $100/day fees.

Which parks are covered?

We currently cover all 4 Disney World theme parks: Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom. One pass covers all of them!

What is the Refund Policy?

We have a "No-Hassle" policy. If you feel My Theme Park Pal didn't save you time, just email us during your trip, and we'll return your money instantly. No questions asked.