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Today 2:15 PM
We're hungry near Space Mountain. No burgers. What's good?
Head to Skipper Canteen (4 min walk). It has amazing falafel and steak, plus A/C. Currently a 15-minute wait for 4 people.
Perfect! Heading there now 🙏

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Don't just see a list. Ask us if you should pay or stand in line. We compare Standby vs. Lightning Lane prices instantly so you save money.

  • All queue types: Standby, Lightning Lane, Single Rider, Virtual Queue
  • Live pricing for Individual Lightning Lane & premium queues
  • Status tracking: Operating, Down, Closed, or Refurbishment
Wait Times
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"Guardians of the Galaxy wait times"

Standby: 45 min
Virtual Queue: Boarding Groups 85-92
Lightning Lane: 15 min ($14.99)

Ask: "When should I ride Guardians?"

We analyze historical data to give you the perfect window. Just text us the ride name, and we'll tell you exactly when to go.

  • Smart analysis of historical patterns by day & hour
  • Top 5 best time recommendations for any attraction
  • Based on real data, not guesswork
Best Time to Ride
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"When should I ride Space Mountain?"

Best times:
Tuesday 9-10 AM: avg 18 min
Wednesday 8-9 AM: avg 22 min
Monday 9-10 AM: avg 25 min

Ask: "Where can I charge my phone and eat?"

Finding food is easy. Finding food with outlets and no wait is hard. Ask us complex questions apps can't answer.

  • Show times with start/end performance details
  • Restaurant wait times by party size (2, 4, 6+)
  • Real-time updates every 10 minutes
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"What time is Fantasmic tonight?"

Fantasmic! shows at:
8:30 PM - 9:15 PM
10:00 PM - 10:45 PM

Nearby dining: Cosmic Ray's has a 12 min wait for parties of 4.

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Feature Private VIP Tour Genie+ / LL Text Concierge
Cost (Family of 4) $4,000+ / day ~$100 / day $9 total
All Queue Types (Standby, Lightning Lane, Single Rider) Standby Only All Queues
Wait Time Alerts Manual Check Required Auto-Text
Dining Wait Times By Party Size
Can I ask specific questions? Unlimited
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One flat fee covers your entire family for 7 days. Cheaper than a single Mickey Bar.

🎯 Limited Beta: 87 of 100 spots remaining

Perfect for:

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  • Settling arguments on where to eat
  • Knowing if the rain will stop soon

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Frequently Asked Questions

How does "No App" work?

It's magic (sort of). You text our phone number, and our AI replies instantly. It uses standard SMS/MMS so it works on any phone (iPhone or Android), uses almost zero battery, and works even when park WiFi is spotty.

Does this replace Genie+ / Lightning Lane?

Not exactly. Lightning Lane allows you to book ride times. My Theme Park Pal helps you *find* the short lines so you might not need to buy Lightning Lane at all. Many users use both, but smart users use My Theme Park Pal to save the $100/day fees.

Which parks are covered?

We currently cover all 4 Disney World theme parks: Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, and Animal Kingdom. One pass covers all of them!

What is the Refund Policy?

We have a "No-Hassle" policy. If you feel My Theme Park Pal didn't save you time, just email us during your trip, and we'll return your money instantly. No questions asked.