New for 2025

The Concierge
in your pocket.

Most apps just show you a map. We analyze the chaos and text you exactly what to do. No app download required.

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Trusted by 12,000+ families

My Theme Park Pal VIP
Active Now
Today 2:15 PM
It's starting to rain! Where do we go?? ☔️
Radar Alert Heavy rain for 45 mins. You are near Test Track.
Go to "Connections Eatery" (2 min walk). It has tons of indoor seating and outlets to charge your phone while you wait it out. ☕️
Running there now. Thanks!

Don't let Florida weather ruin the magic.

Most apps tell you it's raining *after* you're wet. We track hyper-local radar and text you 15 minutes before the drops fall, guiding you to the nearest indoor shelter with AC.

  • Minute-by-minute precipitation alerts
  • "Nearest Indoor Shelter" routing
Weather Alert
Sent 12:45 PM

"Rain starting in 12 mins."

Don't get soaked. Head to The Land Pavilion now to stay dry.

Get the table everyone else says is "Sold Out."

Want to eat at Space 220 or Topolino's? Stop refreshing the page. We scan for cancellations every 60 seconds and text you the instant a table opens up.

  • Instant links to book (we don't scalp)
  • Filters for Party Size and Time
Dining Sniper
Found 30s ago

"Table Found: Space 220"

Party of 4 @ 7:15 PM.
Click to book immediately.

Stop overpaying for merch.

See something cool? Text us a photo. Our AI checks if it's cheaper online or if it's a "Park Exclusive" worth buying. We also tell you if that lightsaber will fit in a Spirit Airlines overhead bin.

  • Real-time Price Arbitrage
  • Luggage & TSA checks for souvenirs
Merch Check
Image Analysis

"That Plush is cheaper online."

Don't buy it in the park for $45. It's on the Disney Store website for $30 with free shipping. Link.

Stop paying for overpriced "Help"

Compare your options before you spend thousands.

Feature Private VIP Tour Genie+ / LL My Theme Park Pal VIP
Cost (Family of 4) $4,000+ / day ~$100 / day $29 total
Wait Time Alerts Manual Check Required Auto-Text
Rain Strategy 15m Warning
Dining Reservations Cancellation Snipe
Battery Drain Low Severe Zero (SMS)

Simple Pricing. No Subscriptions.

One flat fee covers your entire family for 7 days. Cheaper than a single Mickey Bar.

Utility Pass

$9 / trip
Check Live Wait Times
Find Restrooms & Outlets
Search Food Menus
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VIP Pass

$29 / trip
Everything in Utility
Rain Dodge Alerts (15 min warning)
Dining Reservation Snipes
Virtual Queue "Wake Up" Call
Shopping & Price Check
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Frequently Asked Questions

How does "No App" work?

It's magic (sort of). You text our phone number, and our AI replies instantly. It uses standard SMS/MMS so it works on any phone (iPhone or Android), uses almost zero battery, and works even when park WiFi is spotty.

Does this replace Genie+ / Lightning Lane?

Not exactly. Lightning Lane allows you to book ride times. My Theme Park Pal helps you *find* the short lines so you might not need to buy Lightning Lane at all. Many users use both, but smart users use My Theme Park Pal to save the $100/day fees.

Does it work for Universal too?

Yes! We cover all 4 Disney World parks (Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios, Animal Kingdom) AND Universal Studios + Islands of Adventure. One pass covers all of them.

What is the Refund Policy?

We have a "No-Hassle" policy. If you feel My Theme Park Pal didn't save you time, just reply "REFUND" to the bot during your trip, and we'll return your money instantly. No questions asked.